Len’s Top Ten’s #33
May 4, 2010 
Top Ten features of ‘County Cricket Captain’ for the Nintendo Wii
- Difficulty settings include easy, intermediate, hard and ‘Hangover and Squits after night out with lads’
- Level One: Simulate off-season by watching back-to-back episodes of Jeremy Kyle, Loose Women and Countdown whilst complaining about all the travelling you’ll have to do in four months time
- Wireless handheld controller allows Eoin Morgan style shots without risk of strangling yourself with electronic lead
- Pace bowler options include, slower ball, bouncer, cutter, bottle-top and sun-cream (additional sandpaper option if playing as Rob Key)
- Level Four: Using sign language only, persuade East European concierge at Travelodge to check in team after midnight
- Secret ‘Surrey Mode’ allows access to all domestic players
- Level Seven: Collect all clues to work out which member of coaching staff is nailing your wife
- Random number generator accurately simulates Duckworth/Lewis targets
- Level Nine: Keep a steady aim as zombies escape from Sky Sports Commentary box (scenario based on George A. Romero film ‘Dawn of the Dumb’)
And the ultimate goal…
- Level Fifteen: Track down and break legs of smart-arse, know nothing, county cricket blogger
Comments
Love the secret Surrey Mode
2 yearss ago