I am incandescent with rage…
May 25, 2010 
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…that we continue to waste Adam Lyth as an opener. Just look at his recent run of scores: 84,85,47,142,93 and 133. Could they be any more inconsistent? They’re all over the place. It makes me want to vomit from my mind-hole. Real vomit of rage, from my real mind-hole of despair.
Our best stoke-maker should be in the middle-order where he belongs. Only from there can he fulfil his destiny to bring peace to the shire. Only from there will he prove to be the second coming of Boof (some weight gain may be needed to achieve full effect).
Get Rudolph to open in his place. Let the peons protect the protagonist. Let the expendable be expended. For now the young Prince is stuck in second gear. Set him free Yorkshire, let him fly.
Are Moxon and Gale the only people who can’t see what a disaster this is?
Si’thee later,
Len
p.s. Mrs Len would also like to see a photo of Adil Rashid and Oliver Hannon-Dalby wearing each other’s kit. This would be “for personal use only”.
